I Can't Button My Pants (Sigh)

I woke up this morning to put on my "big girl pants" - my super comfy jeans that have always been loose, even straight out of the dryer. I couldn't button them. How did I get so fat? I haven't been eating! Then I realized I have good reason for my jeans not fitting and I got excited! I walked to the mirror to investigate. I've always been blessed with a flat stomach, but now I have a little pooch that I cannot suck in. Believe me, I tried. I assembled the age-old rubberband trick and went on my way.

Who knew that busting out of your pants could put such a smile on your face? It made my morning.